What is Deppitis?
This is also known as Johnny Depp Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. This infection started for me around 1993 and has progressed over the years.
How do you know if you have this condition? If you live, breath and order your life around Johnny Depp then you may have the disease. If your house is full of pictures, books, and calendars with pictures of Johnny Depp you know that you are affected. Your DVD collection will have been swept of everything but the collection of Depp movies and documentaries, which you will wistfully stare at wishing there was more. Your computer hard drives will be bursting at the seams with JPEGs.
He is quite a remarkable actor, musician, and seems like a nice down to earth man who has learned a lot of spiritual truth. His role choices are often quirky and he brings to each one uniqueness and strength quite unmatched by the majority of movie ’stars’.
I suppose many women might be immune to the infection, but there is no way of telling. The best advice I can give is not to chance it. If anyone suggests going to see or renting a Depp film then the best approach is to nonchalantly decline, if you do not want this disease. Speaking personally I can guarantee if you watch another actor, such as Tom Cruise, you might find yourself craving a healthy Dose of Johnny Depp.
Johnny I keep sending you telepathic messages and I certainly hope you are enjoying them! Next I will have to do an Astral Projection and visit you.
A Dose of Depp a day keeps the doctor away!
Like a good bottle of Merlot, Johnny has aged well. I look forward to growing older with Johnny.
If you have read this far I’m sure that you have Deppitis as well. I think it’s a wonderful condition to have and I have no intentions of seeking a cure. I certainly hope I have put a smile on your face with this post.
Many blessings,
Cherokee Billie
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